Ross Barkley: Phenomenal Cosmic Powers! Itty Bitty Brain!
Ross Barkley’s latest mouth fart, “over the years I haven’t really been coached much”, deserves all the criticism we can muster. People calling this a “sly dig” at Everton. Not sure Ross Barkley is...
View ArticleTwitter Bans & Real Bans
Sunday’s match against Man Utd was a frustrating one. The Anthony Martial “penalty” was won by the Frenchman through deception. He deceived Jonathan Moss, admittedly a man who makes mistakes like most...
View ArticleIn Defence of Phil Neville…
Van der Meyde on Pip Neville (lol): “He was Moyes’ pet so I picked on him a lot. I think he told everything that was going on to the boss & that’s why he was captain, he was a snitch. It is a...
View ArticleEverton Stand Up To Classless Chelsea…
“23-19,! WE HAVE A 23-19!!!” There’s a scene in the film Monster’s Inc, where hapless fuzzy monster George Sanderson, casually strolling along, is spotted to have a (toxic) human sock on his shoulder....
View ArticleThwack! Flap! Bounce, Bounce. Agony.
Liverpool 1-0 Everton… Lop off the last few seconds from this match – and don’t we all wish we could – and this was exactly what we’ve all been asking for. A strong performance, going toe to toe with...
View ArticlePundits: “Allardyce would have evolved, Pickford is small and stupid”
Just as I was reeling from the Thwack! Flap! Bounce, Bounce, Agony of Sunday, Andy Gray’s mindless witterings popped up on my Twitter feed. As is customary, he was presenting the viewer with his usual...
View ArticleGeordie Snores
Everton Newcastle. One point each. Disappointing. We enjoyed the lion’s share of possession, for a while seemed intent on winning corners and cornering them into submission. We conceded to their first...
View Article“Big Sam”: The Best Manager Everton Never Had
There’s a place where Sam Allardyce is adored and feted for his footballing genius. Where he’s seen as a man who takes his lemons and makes vats of lemonade. A hero who manages wretched teams and...
View ArticleSilva should be shunted
You have to admit that when Jermaine Jenas said “I don’t know who Everton are any more” he hit the nail on the head. I’ve been watching my team for more years than I care to remember; the first...
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Managersplaining
There’s a hole in our defence, dear Marco, dear Marco,There’s a hole in our defence, dear Marco, a hole. When Aymeric Laporte headed home just before half time at Goodison midweek, it was the 17th...
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